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I have almost finished up the years-long knitting and crochet projects I'd started at various points in the past few years. ...That sentence makes no sense. Argh. Anyway!

I've had three separate projects with which I'd hit a wall: 1) the knit blue 100% wool hat for the husband; 2) A purple crochet/amigurumi cat for kiddo; 3) an amigurumi version of a secondary character, Sailor Pallas, from Sailor Moon, for me. Over the last couple of months, I've finished both the cat for kiddo, and the Sailor Pallas amigurumi for me.

All that's left is the last inch or so of husband's knit hat... and it is taking so long for me to finish, augh. But! I refuse to start any more yarn and yarn- accessories related things until I'm done-done with prior projects, dadgummit! :D
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I am capital-D Desperate to finish a lot of fanfiction writing projects so I can podfic them. I want to branch out and try working on some of my background fandoms (e.g., some of clamp's work, or Takeuchi's Sailor Moon) so I don't get burnt out with OFF.

I just... have to make the time to do so.
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Originally posted on October 24th 2014 to my tumblr blog

(To the tune of "Robot Hell" from Futurama. Full of fandom-specific jokes and language. Note: this is a long post, and the space bar is your friend)

Jedite: Oh crap, senshi. Mind if I scheme?

Sailor Mercury: Scheming's evil, you shan't do it, we'll find ways to override your wiles. What a bad mini-boss, just a character wrapped up in chaos. Cool your head in flunky hell!

Sailor Mars: Misogyny's wrong and so is thieving, so is forging phony friendships too! Let's let your fortune now decide what type of result we'll abide here in flunky hell! --Ooh, deep-fried sexist!

Jedite: Just tell me why?

Sailor Jupiter: Please read this 55-page transcript.

Jedite: There must be flunkies worse than I.

Sailor Jupiter: We watched all seasons, there really aren't-- (cue Prince Diamonde waving). Eugh

Jedite: Then please let me explain: my schemes were merely mini-boss pranks!

Sailor Jupiter: You stole from youma, civilians, and your own ranks!

Jedite: Don't blame me, blame my brainwashing--

Sailor Jupiter: Please stop scheming while we're singing.

Sailor Venus: Selling bootleg taped concerts is wrong, musicians need that broadcast to revive!

The Three Lights: Hey Jedite, gonna make senshi delight with your plans scratched by The Three Lights! That's what'cha-what'cha-what'cha get in season five!

Zoicite: What is this, jail?

Kunzite: It's up to us to rescue him!

Zoicite: Maybe he prefers flunky hell?

Kunzite: It's us who outdid him.

Zoicite: Perhaps he back with Queen Beryl?

Kunzite: C'mon Zoi, let's take flight! I'm sure we'll win this fight, so just embrace Chaos's might--

Zoicite: My sass has blisters from the light!

Sailor Moon: Stealing crystals, fixing cat-fights, purchasing indecent manga-zines (flourishes Sailor Moon doujinshi)--

All Senshi: You'll repent every crime, knee-deep in your own slime, censored in the 90s so kids think you're fine, stuck forever here in flunky hell!

(Close with Nephrite eating a parfait, all alone)

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