Smut!: A Fandom Filk Song

[mere_vanilla]

Originally posted to my tumblr blog on March 5th 2016. Slightly edited here for easier reading.

(To the tune of My Chemical Romance's "Blood")


Well, they encourage your fic to its completion,

Send you kudos when they think you need to smile,

I can't control the plot because it's too late now

and they love the story for it honestly I'll be stuck for a while


So give them smut, smut, pages of it, smut

Give them all that they can read and it will never be enough

So give them smut, smut, smu-ut!

Grab a chair because there's going to be a glut.


A celebrated fan amongst the rec lists,

We can fic it proper with what canon lacks

The readers and reviewers they adore it so,

but it's really quite disarming, 'cause I'm such an awful hack.


I gave them smut, smut, chapters with the stuff,

I gave them all that they could read and it has never been enough

I gave them smut, smut, smu-ut!

I'm the kinda fanfic writer that you love.